What are some good comebacks to inappropriate comments?

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What sort of mean comments? If you give us specific comments we could help more! Or you can just say...

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Good comebacks/burn comments for my buddies?

When i'm drinking with my mates they always comment on how girly i am for drinking "girly" alcoholic drinks. They're calling me a P***y and Fa**ot. I don't really care but I thought it would be fun if I had a Comeback comment in store. Any...

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I drink from your mommas titties too, that count as a girly drink?

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A good and clean comeback to a blonde joke would be: So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been...

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About as useful as a condom machine in the Vatican.

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This is called Winning attitude!

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Looking for some good comebacks (nothing mean)?

I have a 6 yr old, a 1 yr old and a newborn and whenever I go out, I get comments from everyone. They're usually nice comments, like "You're children are adorable", etc. Or seemingly harmless, like, "Wow, you've got your hands full!"...

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I think the appropriate response is the same for all such questions: a shocked look and "Excuse...

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My teacher picks on me lol it's funny but i need comebacks?

I'm a 10th grader and I'm 4'11. I like being short, and I DON'T mind the jokes (x but my math teacher is really cool, sweet, funny in a mean way but i don't mind it cuz he's chill and like I said he's just kidding he's just a funny guy. Well back to...

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run out of his room naked and get him arrested

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Can someone help me with comebacks?

I have been wondering if anyone can offer me some really good comebacks for ANY negative comments. "Your mother" has been working really well, but its getting old... For instance if someone calls you slow, or retarted, or mocks you, or imitates...

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You can say: I know you are, but what am I?

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Anybody else sick of rude comments on the number of children you have?

I'm expecting #5, an unexpected surprise. All of my others were well planned. I am so sick of people asking me if I know what tv or birth control is. I may not have a designer purse, put I feel rich in love. I take very good care of my children. I only...

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It's nobody's buisness but a lot of people make it their buisness. I'd just smile and ignore it. I'd...

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Does anyone know any comebacks against anti-Irish slurs?

Does anyone know any comebacks against anti-Irish slurs/comments/remarks? Specifically, the most common I get directed against me are remarks focusing on the following: a) ...show more

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Seems you mixing in the wrong crowd of uneducated people who stereotype............ change your friends...

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