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My teacher picks on me lol it's funny but i need comebacks?

  • I'm a 10th grader and I'm 4'11. I like being short, and I DON'T mind the jokes (x but my math teacher is really cool, sweet, funny in a mean way but i don't mind it cuz he's chill and like I said he's just kidding he's just a funny guy. Well back to the point, he calls me a midget, and he always pushes me and trips me lol and also when i turn my head he puts his head right there so when i turn it he can scare the crap outta me! But it's fun going to his class every day, I'm not annoyed or anything it's cool he's lucky he's my favorite teacher (;< but what are some good comebacks? I tried pushing him but he likee doesn't move? Aha :p we're in highschool so cussing is like our little mistakes it's not illegal so if a cuss word pops out there's no big deal ;] but I'm NOT trying to cuss him out, he's cool remember? And im kidding I just need jokes! Help me out here? I see him again friday thankk youu (; ( If you leave rude comments they better be funny! ) Btw this isn't a dude I'm a female age 16 [: My teacher is a male age 30 something x)

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    run out of his room naked and get him arrested

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run out of his room naked and get him arrested

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well if your teacher has a computer,put scotch tape under the mouse and see what happends when she tries to use it = )

shacala

tell him to pick on someone his own size!

Rose

-I'm going to laugh when you get hit by lightning. -What, are you calling me so small you could pick me out of your toenails?!?! -Don't push me. . .I'll bite your knees off. -I may be mistakable for an ant, but at least I'm not mistakable for a tree. Dogs pee on those. (xD) -I still have time to grow. You ran out of time to become attractive. -You: You know what I would find if I looked up the word 'Idiot' in the dictionary? Them: A picture of you? You: no, the definition of idiot, which is what you are. -Yeah! But from where I am I can see you've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! -In your hurry to grow, I don't think your brain developed properly. -You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice. LOL some of them are corny but LOL :)

Kaydee ann

-I'm going to laugh when you get hit by lightning. -What, are you calling me so small you could pick me out of your toenails?!?! -Don't push me. . .I'll bite your knees off. -I may be mistakable for an ant, but at least I'm not mistakable for a tree. Dogs pee on those. (xD) -I still have time to grow. You ran out of time to become attractive. -You: You know what I would find if I looked up the word 'Idiot' in the dictionary? Them: A picture of you? You: no, the definition of idiot, which is what you are. -Yeah! But from where I am I can see you've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! -In your hurry to grow, I don't think your brain developed properly. -You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice. LOL some of them are corny but LOL :)

Kaydee ann

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Patricia

well if your teacher has a computer,put scotch tape under the mouse and see what happends when she tries to use it = )

shacala

tell him to pick on someone his own size!

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