Why is my cat such a retarded pineapple?
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Well, my cat, pineapple, watched a pineapple get munched up by a sloth, i think it's traumatised for life<3 what the hell do i do? Please help me, or i'll have to pay for pineapple therapy:/ Woops i meant cat, or did i... that's the true question. Can't trust anyone these days, stupid lampshades:/
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Answer:
Feed it pineapple and get sued for pineapple cruelty. Which brings the question... If I'm growing tomatoes, would it be wrong to use OTHER tomatoes in the compost? I mean SURE it'd be counter-productive, but I assure you I'm asking purely out of curiosity and respect to the law. ...or am I? MWAHAHAHAHA!!! CANNIBALISTIC FRUITS GALORE!!!
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