Measure penis with measuring tape or ruler?

Put the measuring instruments away, put your thing back in your pants and get on with your life.

a cloth ruller from your moms sowing kit the avg penis for a grown man is 5.5 inch long and 5 inch in girth (1.5 inch wide) i am 22 now and im 7 long and 6 in girth(2 3/4 wide) and 2 of the 4 girls i been with wouldn't let me put it in them b/c i was to thick only 10% of the male world pop is 7 or bigger only 0.5% of the male world pop is 9 or bigger (thats a grand totle of 750,000) NO women cares how long it is.. Sum 95% cant handle more then 8 do to the avg vagina only being 4-6 inch deep during sex (different things are going on when a baby is growing) so any thing more is a waste.. like have you heard before its not the size it how you use it.. some girls do care about girth however.. But if a girl leaves you for having a skinny dick she isn’t worth your time..

I compare myself to midgets so that I feel more masculine because penis size has a direct correlation on my attitude and acceptance in culture.

Your obsession isn't normal particularly in a public forum.

YOU need to measure with a micrometer.

The best way to measure your penis is with a vagina. Find a woman who is willing to help you. Quickly insert and remove your penis; 80 or 90 times quickly and consecutively. Then ask her, "how big do you think my penis is?" If she says, "I don't know," you should try the test again. If she still doesn't know, need to find a woman who is more in touch with her inner vagina. If you find the right woman, she will be able to tell you exactly how big your penis is. Make sure you repeat the test once or twice a day because the average size, is just as important as the size on any given day. You can also use liquid displacement. Get a wine flute and fill it with 8 oz of water. Insert your penis in the wine flute such that it displaces the water. Measure the remaining water with a Mitutoyo 504 series depth reading vernier caliper. Use linear algebra to create a matrix that accounts for the surface area of the glass, the water displaced, and the MOLE count of the amount of toothpaste that remains on a well squeezed tube. If you're still reading this you're way too concerned about penis measurements. Hmmm, this might make a good article for my blog. Fookleyur Fooky Fook of the Foo and my Ode-Differ-Us blog Absurdist writer, at your cervix.

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The best way to measure your penis is with a vagina. Find a woman who is willing to help you. Quickly insert and remove your penis; 80 or 90 times quickly and consecutively. Then ask her, "how big do you think my penis is?" If she says, "I don't know," you should try the test again. If she still doesn't know, need to find a woman who is more in touch with her inner vagina. If you find the right woman, she will be able to tell you exactly how big your penis is. Make sure you repeat the test once or twice a day because the average size, is just as important as the size on any given day. You can also use liquid displacement. Get a wine flute and fill it with 8 oz of water. Insert your penis in the wine flute such that it displaces the water. Measure the remaining water with a Mitutoyo 504 series depth reading vernier caliper. Use linear algebra to create a matrix that accounts for the surface area of the glass, the water displaced, and the MOLE count of the amount of toothpaste that remains on a well squeezed tube. If you're still reading this you're way too concerned about penis measurements. Hmmm, this might make a good article for my blog. Fookleyur Fooky Fook of the Foo and my Ode-Differ-Us blog Absurdist writer, at your cervix.

a cloth ruller from your moms sowing kit the avg penis for a grown man is 5.5 inch long and 5 inch in girth (1.5 inch wide) i am 22 now and im 7 long and 6 in girth(2 3/4 wide) and 2 of the 4 girls i been with wouldn't let me put it in them b/c i was to thick only 10% of the male world pop is 7 or bigger only 0.5% of the male world pop is 9 or bigger (thats a grand totle of 750,000) NO women cares how long it is.. Sum 95% cant handle more then 8 do to the avg vagina only being 4-6 inch deep during sex (different things are going on when a baby is growing) so any thing more is a waste.. like have you heard before its not the size it how you use it.. some girls do care about girth however.. But if a girl leaves you for having a skinny dick she isn’t worth your time..