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Whats the best route from London to Paris avoiding motorways on a moped !?

• After a drunken bet in a pub, I told a friend that I could ride his fifty year old french moped (velo-solex) from London to Paris. My friends will follow in a van as back up crew, no ...show more

• Answer:

  Hello You are wishing to avoid travelling on motorways from London to Paris and without travelling on motorways,and all for a bet. Well I do not know your age nor driving experience,but Ia have gathered a little as to your knowledge of use of motorways. The law states that you can not travel on a motorway on moped. I can just see your so called friends disappear into the distance were you to venture on to a french motorwayand be stoppd by the French police. Can you converse in French? Would you like it were you taken to a French jail by the gendarmes. ?Have another pint and drink to security of not being daft enough to even cross over the channel. Upon reflection perhaps you ought to abstain from drunken bets ,pranks or whatever. All best (not bitter ), Don