You know when you watch F1 too much?

You know when you watch F1 too much 1. When you slipstream overtake other pedestrians 2. While watching the tv, you lean in to the corners with them 3. Sunday lunch becomes no more than ham salad 4. When you see your mates on Monday and they say "did you see the game", you say "yeah the second stop proved decisive"!

when you consider the horn a KERS button sure its not the same but you still get to make the pass when they pull over your car is in the shop for a break job but you lie and call it a hydraulic issue in an effort to be like your favorite driver you hang your head out the window hoping something hits you in the temple (shut up, you know its funny!!!!) you assume everyone in a Mercedes you pass on your morning commute is late for work and going to lie to the boss about it thanks to your hatred of Bernie you cant watch the Wizard of OZ, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or even a Lucky Charms commercial, you mistakenly thought Schindler's List was going to be a porno you suddenly get what Heidi Klum saw in Flavio you get even one answer right in rosbifs quizes

LOL @ Firefox, you sick puppy, you need to see someone! --- When you are short on cash at the gas station, you only put 10 litres in and think "splash 'n' dash" or "aggressive fuel strategy" --- When you come out of the gas station, you think "traffic" --- When you overtake someone on a freeway, you get real close to the car in front to get a slipstream --- Your friends (or bosses) can't contact you on Sundays --- When you open the sunroof of your car, you think "downforce", but you close it after a few seconds because of the noise and "drag" --- You apply for your annual leave 8 months in advance for the GP that you are going to attend --- When your son is playing with a toy car, he doesn't go "brum brum". Instead he makes the high pitched F1 engine sound

>> You start taking corners in 3rd gear and higher than normal speeds >> You slow down when seeing yellow flags >> You don't move aside for ambulances unless they wave a blue flag ==" >> You start naming your pets after F1 drivers >> You find that you are extremely bored once F1 season ends >> When HAM, RAI, ROS means something to you >> You think your gearshift is located behind the steering wheel @Firefox >> Nice one! Be careful when going to the photocopy shop

You know when you watch F1 too much: When youre up at 4am for the first race, a week before the first race is even on... what I call a dry run!!

= when you brake with your left foot... = when you name your kids Ayrton Jean Gabriel and GianCarlo Mikael... ( i did ) lol

You despise girls being named Kimi LMAO!

You know you watch too much F1 when you insist on wearing that pair of red undies (the ones that are 10 years old with more holes than a block of Swiss cheese) because they are "lucky".

When you start dreaming about races.