Comedic monologue for a female?

Hey, I am taking a theatre class, and I can not for the life of me find a good comedic monologue. Preferably I'd like one with an objective, or a drive. Something I want. Ok, in other words, I don't just want a story monologue, I want something with...

I need a comedic female monologue from a published play, and searching for one online is like pulling teeth. If anyone knows of a good one i would appreciate it so much, i very good at playing ditzy characters or characters with a lot of energy. I am...

I CAN PLAY ANY RANGE, I'M A FEMALE, AFRICAN, AND IS IN NEED OF A COMEDIC MONOLOGUE THAT IS FROM A PLAY! PLEASE DROP IT BELOW INSTEAD OF TELLING ME A TITLE OF A PLAY WHERE I CAN FIND IT AT CAUSE MOST OF THE TIME I CAN'T FIND THE PLAY THAT PEOPLE WRITE...

I'm seventeen and I need a comedic monologue for my college audition and its getting really close. I don't want one that's overdone but it must be from a play or musical. Any suggestions would be great!

I need a comedic monologue about 2-3 minutes long. Age 18- 25, Thank you!!!

I'm a 16 year old girl auditioning for 9 to 5, Noises Off, Spamalot and La Cage aux Folles and I need a comedic monologue. Suggestions please??

okay, so i have a project in drama where i have to preform a comedic monologue. I really don't like talking in front of people, so I would prefer something that's about a ...show more

I'm auditioning for Poppy or Dolly from Noises Off at school, and I find myself absolutely stumped. Anyone have any good monologue sites or tips? It shouldn't be over 2 minutes (but I can always edit, so that's no big deal.) But it must be female and...

HEY :) can anyone give me advice on where i can find some good comedic monologues for teens. i need a one minute for an audition and i can find heaps but none of them are really that funny:( if you have a good one send it or tell me where u got it. thanks...