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Why would anyone call their country turkey since turkeys are eaten by the bloodless species on thanksgiving?

• Why do Presidents "pardon" Turkey on thanksgiving? Will yahoo prove me right by erasing my question? Presidents on thanksgiving pardon turkey? Why? What did turkeys do to presidents that they have to pardon one of them and then slaughter the rest? Don't people eat turkey every day? What is special about that particular day of slaughter? This is the story. The pilgrims, which were religious people came from Europe and landed on American's soil. All religious people have parasites on them. The parasites are the residue of the insects and animals that have eaten the dead that the religious people worship. All these religious people are baptized. When people are baptized, they give up right of their body to the dead they worship to inhabit it. Since the dead are dead and only the insects that eat the dead are alive, so these insects in the form of parasites make the religious people their temples and their mobile vehicles. So all religious people are parasitic inside and outside the body. Some even have live maggots of the dead they worship inside them. Once the parasites take possession of the body, they control that person. So the pilgrims brought their parasities with them which they called spirits. The parasites in turn call those insects that are greater then them gods, goddesses, angels, and the like. So when they enter America, which was supposed to be their promise land regardless that the land was inhabited first by religious indians, then, the parasites which were there on the land first start fighting with the newcomers. So native Indian parasites fought with pilgrim parasites. The parasites in the soil and in the air attacked the parasites brought by the pilgrims and were decimating the newcoming insects and their mobile temples, the worshipers. So, the poor turkeys, ruled by parasites as well, came to eat the decimating decaying pilgrims, which were filling the place with maggots and other parasites, because turkeys cannot help it since they have to eat worms and things that unsanitize the planet. Even the parasites on them cannot help them from doing what they were born to do. So the parasites on the pilgrims, angry that the parasites on the turkey were eating the "holy" parasites hatched by the dead temples, the human pilgrims, turned on the turkeys and start killing them. Killing the tukeys killed the enemy parasites, thereby avenged those "holy parasites" that were consumed by such enemies. So, the bloodshed and slaughters of the turkey, intimidation, made the enemy parasites capitulate and the parasites on the pilgrim won. To this day, parasites on the descendants of the religious worshipers continue this method of intimidation. Since then, the blood of the poor turkeys, which turkeys are on the planet to keep it clean from vermins, is being shed even by presidents, which religious presidents are temples of parasites as well. The Turkey as all animals with blood and heart, including ourselves, are punished by death for killing insects which consider themselves superior than the temples they inhabit. So, when you see presidents pardon a turkey and you see that people cannot wait to gorge themselves on poor turkeys, know that you have seen aliens, insect viruses, at their best. So the descendants of the insects that live on the pilgrims are still intimidating the descendants of the insects that live on the turkeys. Just like us, the turkey is the temple of the vermins, although the poor turkey didn't get baptized and didn't pledge its body to the bloodless and heartless vermins. But vermins, bloodless and heartless, have conquered our species, the ones with blood, and have turned them into temples, mobile vehicles, slaves, and all types of objects. So the temples are destroyed due to parasites fighting among themselves for whatever the eaters of the dead desire. The bloodless and the heartless make themselves the gods, goddesses, angels, masters, and what have you of earth. Like we make airplanes, cars, and warships, so the insects who eat the dead and pass themselves for our love ones, have made us their mobile temples and vehicles and exploit or fear of the unknown. They are just alien invaders. Bacteria that multiply and filll our world. We don't belong here or they don't belong here. One thing that is clear, the two groups cannot share this same space called earth. They, the insects, talking through the people, claimed that they come from space. They cannot talk, but they use ventriloquism to talk. The made us their puppets, their speakers. So they told us that they don't belong here. Therefore, use antibacterial bombs to anninhilate them. Let everyone use antibacterial soaps made without meat, antibacterial spray made without meat, antibacterial lotion made without meat, and everything should be antibacterial and bug repellent. Since they mimic the ead, they don't have blood. That is why theylove blood and love to shed blood. They are roaches, spiders, moths,

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