How to remove posters from a magazine?

So, Who's Gonna Remove All Those 2016 Posters? THE GREAT ONE, Barack Hussein Obama, mishill, or THE BIG O?

• Mm, mmm, mm! So, Who's Gonna Remove All Those 2016 Posters? By STEVE BRYANT Updated 10:15 AM CDT, Mon, Oct 5, 2009 AP Chicago has broken up with the Olympics. No more casual strolls along the river, dreaming of our mutual future filled with subcontractor overcharges. No more sharing our hopes for a South Side real estate bonanza. But, as in every breakup, something's been left behind, and we can't stop thinking about you, Olympics. So please, come and take your posters down off our walls. Shock and Blah on Daley Plaza Chicago 2016: It's in the (Swag) Bag Although notable for their grammatic license -- how does friendship shine, exactly? -- they're also cluttering up space that could be better used for, oh, how about erectile dysfunction adverts. Chicago 2016's expected to lay off its 57 paid employees by the end of October, but for now they're not answering phone calls or emails. What's up with the silent treatment. Not cool. If you could please come over and pick up your posters, we'd be so much obliged. First Published: Oct 5, 2009 10:04 AM CDT http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/remove-2016-olympics-posters-63525982.html

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  I'm sure he'll get Congress to pass an appropriation to fund ACORN to remove those posters.