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Will HM the Queen stop donning high heeled footwear now that she is quite elderly?

• It would certainly be tragic if HM reaches a point where she can not wear high heeled footwear since she is very petite in stature. I fear that a woman of her advancing age may not be able to totter along on high heels much longer. I know that HM dons mainly a square boxy high heel when she does don high heels which would be easier to totter on than a spiked heel, but still it seems that flat footwear would be necessary for HM at her advanced age. She most likely will require orthopeadic footwear since her flat feet will surely become more painful now in her twilight years. It is interesting that HM's mother, HM the Queen Mother, continued to wear her platformed heels up until the end of her dear days. She was of petite stature like her daughter and of a rather stout build, so not wearing heels only made her look less enchanting. I do dread the day, which I fear will be upon us very soon, when HM must walk in flat orthopeadic shoes with a stick...or worse, be confined to a wheelchair like her dear sister HRH Princess Margaret Rose was near the end of her earthly days. It will be so very sad and will cause great despair across the realm when HM is no longer able to walk in proper footwear. Here is a photograph of HM the Queen Mother with her high heels in her waning days, and a photograph of HM our present Queen with her boxy square high heels. http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/the-queen-mother-attends-the-wedding-of-prince-edward-and-news-photo/739034 http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/queen-elizabeth-ii-visits-ground-zero-at-the-world-trade-news-photo/102667858

• Answer:

  Yes, Her Majesty will stop donning high-heeled footwear and will wear sensible shoes for the remainder of her life.