What's the funniest single valentines Day quote?

Valentines day is approaching!! whats your fav. love quote?

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart"
Answer:

Past the lips and over the gums, bend over honey, here it comes.

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"Love is but two souls inhabiting one body"

Amanda E

Roses are red Voilets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Jessica

Love is not about having what you want, but about wanting what you have.

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I don't remember the exact story but here's the end of it. #1 "Don't you get it, those people are racist. They hate you!" #2 "I know, and hatred is a pretty powerful emotion. But there's one thing that's stronger than hate, and that's love."

Vidableek

"Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.~

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