How do I ask a question in yahoo answers?

• Hi I was on the computer and was reading some yahoo answers and i had a question to ask . I was wondering how do i ask a question on "yahoo ask". I'm really having a lot of trouble trying to figure this out. If you could help me, i would really appreciate it. P.S. please don't be mean.. this is not a funny situation.

• Answer:

  Ok...well first you get a hammer, and then you get a straw. You re-inforce the straw with some concrete and super glue. Now here is the tricky part...you find a leprechaun sleeping, you take his goofy green hat. Now you have to wait for a rainbow to appear, you go to the end of the rainbow, which usually lands in ireland or new zealand. Then you take the hat, and you hammer it into the ground at the end of the rainbow. You do a river dance around the hat, and then you will here the voice of morgan freeman asking you what you want to ask, you say it, and then he posts it for you on here. Hope that helps