What does it say on the submit button?

How can I get the Yahoo people to change the "submit" button to say "Dominate"?

• That's why I don't ask many questions around here. I feel as if I'm "submitting" myself to someone superior to me. I picture this awful yahoo dominatrix standing there getting ready to whip my vulnerable question to shreds! I'm not about that, I like a strong woman but I'm definitely a "top" if you know what I mean. There was this one time I had this girl tied to the be...well I won't go into that there are innocent people around here. So, who do I write to at yahoo to petition for a more appropriate button?

• Answer:

  Have you tried sending this suggestion to yahoo via their "Contact Us" link? I was rebuffed when I suggested that hey add a feature next to each avatar that I like to call the 'Bitchslap User' button. Theoretically, you could click on the Bitchslap User button, and some internet genius at Yahoo would figure out a way to make that person's PC (or Mac, as the case may be) deliver a bitchslap on your behalf! I thought it was a FABULOUS idea. Yahoo...? Not so much.