What is the world best airline?

• I want to know what is the best airline in the world. No biast opinions, I mean literally, good atmosphere, polite staff, clean toilets. Which is the best airline in the world. I will give 10 points to anyone who tells me the answer and gives me the official Wikipedia article, and the actual ranker (e.g. as in who declares it the best airline in the world officially). Good Luck All!

• Answer:

  You can tell an airline by the name or initials ALITALIA - Always Late In Take-Off, Always Late In Arrival (or) Aircraft Landing In Tokyo, All Luggage In Australia BA (British Airways) - Bl**dy Awful BWIA (British West Indian Airways) - Better Walk It Alone CPA (Canadian Pacific Air) - Can't Promise Anything EL AL - Everything Lousy, Always Late PAL (Portuguese Airlines) - Pick Another Line PAN AM - Pilots Are Normally All Maniacs PIA (Pakistan International Airlines) - Please Inform Allah QANTAS - Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service SABENA - Such A Bl**dy Experience, Never Again SAS - Sweet And Sexy TAP (Tap Air Portugal) - Take Another Plane TWA (Trans World Airlines) - Travel Without Arrival (or) Try Walking Across Air France - Air Chance