What is the "symptoms" of pregnancy?

What are some reasons for pregnancy symptoms, other than a pregnancy?

• I have an appointment monday with a doctor for a "medically accurate" test, because I am feeling tons of symptoms and I think I should be far along enough to get a positive at home test, but I have not. what are some alternative reasons, possibly, for these symptoms? ARE there alternative reasons? I am 22 and in great health... 1. Implantation bleeding I think? 2. minor spotting/discharge? 3. cramping 4. bloated 5. back pain 6. woozy and morning/all day sick (not puking though) 7. light headed/dizzy when standing or sitting in one place, and when falling asleep in bed, pretty much all the time... 8. sick to my stomach does not go away with food 9. headaches 10. my skin is horribly oily in the last week 11. sore throat comes and goes each day 12. leg aches/twinges 13. tummy bulge, small but was not there a month ago... 14. cravings... sweets and chinese food 15. alcohol tolerance is so low that I take ONE sip of wine and feel that funny feeling in my face 16. sense of smell is fantastically heightened 17. horribly fatigued during the day 18. never feel rested in the morning, hard to get up even when I have had hours more sleep than usual 19. sometimes it is hard to sleep through the night, tossing/turning etc 20. nipples are um, pointy all the time now, and starting to get red 21. breasts feel heavier 22. I have a little temper! grr haha... 23. hot flashes and bad night sweats!!! 24. itchy down there sometimes 25. needing to pee a lot 26. short of breath and large increase in heart rate from normal everyday tasks, like going up and down stairs , cleaning my apartment, walking to class, etc. (I am in really great shape normally, I run a lot, but my heart rate from these activities has been increasing to what it would be if I ran a mile at a good pace, then stopped to rest. AH!) is there ANY other probable medical reason for this many symptoms to be going on at once??? My boyfriend is freaking out. haha. I am not, but he is. please let me know if you have any ideas. again I am 22 and in great shape and eat healthy. hm! Thanks!

• Answer:

  You've probably got some new kind of AIDS.