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Wondering how to get rid of the VOID GAME! sickness?

• Dear Reader, If your wondering how to get rid of the VOID GAME! then It seems like you have caught the case of the VOID GAME! The only cure to this is to take an arrow to the knee. This has to be done immediately or you will be an adventurer for the rest of your life. Sorry it has to be this way. Don't be afraid you will be all right if you do this ASAP. You don't want to be an adventurer for the rest of your life right? SO ACT NOW!!!! Don't let the void take you away you have your whole life a head of you. The VOID GAME! is the worst sickness you can get. But there is a way to save yourself I just need to know something first. Have you started to talk gibberish yet? IF SO! you’re too late your soul has already been taken by the void and was vaporized instantly. Truly truly very sorry. If not YOUR IN LUCK! All you have to do is take an arrow to your Knee this is the only way to stop the spread of the VOID GAME! Using a crossbow will stop it immediately and doing it by hand with get you three bonus points. Using a long bow or short bow will get you negative points. This should be done before your next birthday if not you will definitely be taken over...... no pressure. WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING GET OUT THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN PLAYING THE VOID GAME. How many games can you win? STOP DICKING AROUND AND PLAY THE VOID GAME. Winning! the VOID GAME! means you took an arrow to your knee and guarantees you the title of the Crazy Lombax. Which entitles you a free ticket to the Tower of Power. LOSING MEANS............ that you have failed at the VOID GAME! and you've been taken by THE VOID! and guarantees you the title of the Broken Clam. This is the Tower of Power Folks! Can you face certain doom and come out alive with nothing but a scratch?! This is why we call it the Tower of Power folks! Facing certain doom and I mean CERTAIN DOOM(not death even though you will die if you lose and theres a 99.9999999999999% of losing). Do you have the balls to play the VOID GAME!? IF YES, step right up and put your skills to the test against the VOID! that ABSOLUTELY takes no prisoners and gives no mercy( especially if your a Twilight or Bieber fan). Can you play under these completely fair circumstances? Is your answer to these Questions YES! YES! YES!? Then your one crazy son of a ***** who's 86.3% suicidal,10% dumb as F***, and 3.7% VOID GAME MATERIAL? Are you ready contestant? Well then get ready to be completely F'd up and when I mean F'd I mean as F'd up as that Gazelle that tried to take on a Lion last nite in my own back yard! Now ain't that some crazy sh1t? This will all be shot live on the one and only VOID GAME LIVE reality televison show(now in HD and pay per view). YOUR CONTESTANT NUMBER IS................ 5349-7210-3456 Prepare to get ABSOLUTELY SH1T ON, COMPLETELY F'D UP, AND ANNIHILATED Can you survive or will you be sent home to your mom with your tail tucked between your legs?...... OF COURSE NOT! YOU EITHER WIN LIKE A BOSS OR GET HUMILIATED AND ANNIHILATED! Want to bring a friend to face certain doom with you? You will recieve one of four choices of prizes if you do. Prizes include: 50 lashings a patriotic cowboy hat A hot dicking from the not so famous producer in your local record store a bear hug.... FROM AN ACTUAL BEAR! CHOOSE WISELY 10 FREE PUMMELINGS BY THE LOCAL ALBINO SEA BEAR IF YOU CAN SURVIVE W/O POPPING A SINGLE BLOOD VESSEL! Good Luck and have fun playing the Void game! Can you beat the game? Enter the VOID GAME! now! You are subject to explode in 25mins if you don't comply P.S. Again I am truly very sorry if your soul has already been taken :( But then again it's your fault you didn't win OH WELL RIGHT? There's always next year. NOT!!! You've got one shot and one shot only for this once in a life time opportunity. Have fun! Sincerly, The Tower of Power Corporation

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