Where to go for nursing?

Mom says I need to stop trying to pick up girls at the nursing home. Where should I go?

  • The nursing home is within walking distance of home and Mom won't let me borrow her car and there's no bus service around here so I don't know where to go to meet girls. What's so wrong with wanting to meet more experienced women?

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    Your Ma is right there really is no excuse for hassling the old for sex. Just check local cars for handicap stickers & wait. Disabled ladies are always gagging for it & sooner or later you'll hit the jackpot

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Nothing at all. Every time I visit my grandpa Kermit, I have about 7 or 8 old men grabbing my butt and trying to give me candy. In fact, I met my last 4 husbands there. I mean, yeah, most of them were 90 years old and the marriages were very short lived, but it's quality, not quantity. I provided those men with a lot of joy before their funerals. So yeah, go for it. Older ladies love the attention.

Tectonic French Toast (w/syrup)

Volunteer for "Meals On Wheels". The women you'll meet on your deliveries will be mature and also don't get out much, so will appreciate your attention. Plus you'll get more one on one time with them. lol.

ChanceEncounter

experience is one thing, almost dead is another. lol go down the street to the local funeral parlor, no experience needed. lol

the eyes have it!

Your mother is deeply worried and so are the citizens of America :l

xXIntoxicantDemonXx

lol omg why just there thats abit strange , go to pub or clubs and meet girls there

nina p

Go to places that have BINGO nights.

alienunitard

It's not worth it. Within a month, nobody will be alive

Ihatemrswells

go to a mentel hospital

riding lawn mower man

find out where your mom's friends hang out - you're sure to meet your prey there

kitty12862

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