Who has tried jenkem?

I caught my son doing "Jenkem"?

  • Yesterday afternoon I came home early to find my son and his friends getting high on something called "jenkem" which they say they heard about at school. This "jenkem" is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. They urinate and defecate in plastic bottles and leave them to ferment in the sun, then inhale the resulting gas. I know it sounds unreal but when I came home I found my son and his friends laying on the grass in the backyard and they were acting very strangely. There was a horrible, putrid smell in the air. I can't believe my son would do something like this. I looked it up on the internet and apparently this was something invented by African children that wound up online and now kids all over the world are doing it. My son says most of his friends at school have tried it. When I asked him about it further, he just said "Dayum moms, why aren't you down with the jenk?" I really don't know what to do as a mother right now.

  • Answer:

    that is truly disgusting you should go online and show him whats in pee especially teen junk food eating, hormone raging pee.

Krispytits M at Yahoo! Answers Visit the source

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Haha! Sorry, his response was just hilarious! Make him instead of jenk piss, drink piss! See how he likes that! & get rid of those nasty friends of his!

SthrnBelle:)

Sounds like your going to have to burn him at the stake. Don't worry, you can borrow my matches.

Billy M

Lol. I hate trolls, but this one was kinda funny. Props to you.

Socially Awkward Penguin

Ummm, well I can see where he went wrong, I mean look at your yahoo answers display name. "Krispytits M" Seriously? Ha.

c.l.a.r.i.s.s.a

Take away his peeing and defecating privileges

offspringage

Shoot him. Nothing else can be done. An hero if you feel bad aftwerards

Jose

Dayum moms, why dont u jus try it wit cha son?

hndda1

send him to rehab..

brookekthnx

mom?

Jacob M

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