World's Worst School Rules?

ive been to a school and seen on a offical school rule board: do not close your eyes for more than 5 seconds, as this may result in the teacher thinking you've fallen asleep WTF crazy or what. also I hate the whole 'don't answer back' rule teachers use. how can you explain yourself if you cant speak? and then when they ask me questions afterwards i ignore them and they get even angrier!

We can get detentions for wearing the uniform inappropriately OUTSIDE of school! YES really people get detentions for having their shirts undone when walking home for school from school and stuff... Lol I wonder how your school thinks students hair could possibly be a "safety hazard"...maybe if it was so long you tripped over it?? Lol In our school dress codes it says something about "not making one selves appearance disturbing" ...it doesn't actually say what "disturbing" qualifies as :p

hair should always be tied up no make-up skirt has to be below the knee no nailvarnish no pericings no wandering around!!!!

no hugging the opposite sex. i personally think it sucks. i got an arvo for hugging my best friend ( a guy ) for his birthday. oh well totally worth the arvo. haha oh i get the hair one. they mean if u do like cooking or wood work. dont have your hair down. because u can get it stuck in machienes and your hair can catch on fire... but still haha

NSW department of education has a rule which says: "Casual sex with other students are not permitted during class time, masturbating is welcome if teacher is outside of the class!!!" i mean teachers dont leave the classes on porpuse because they knw we'd masturbate or other stuff..... Unfuc*en believable!

We can't wear shoes with no heel (flip-flops, birkenstocks, etc.). They pulled a fast one on us by lying saying some girl lost a ton of blood because she was running with flip-flips and she tripped and fell. And supposedly, another kid got a woodchip accidentally shoved up her heel when she was walking around with birkenstocks on. i bet not. You are not allowed to hug ANYONE in the hallway. No cell phones in the school at all (since last year this girl, put one down her shirt and she started pulling it out and calling this radio station). NO HARDS TAILS, or tight pants!! Uniform skirt must be at least right above the knee or lower. (I obviously break this rule because my skirt is like 2 inches shorter than its supposed to be like all my friends) You can't say oh my god. ( DUMB I KNOW.) Those are just a few dumb ones...

i dont go to school but when i did these were some of them : (this is coming from the student hand book that i used to have when i went there lol) All lockers must be equipped with "Dudley" locks which are assigned by the Main Office. Parents who are going to pick up there kid from school must show a vaild photo ID. Uniform skirt must not be shorted by being tucked in you must not wear flip flops you must not have a cell phone on in the school building (the first day i went there i didnt get the handbook, no one did untill like the second week of school and i had my cell phone cause my mom called me on my lunch and i got my cell phone tooken away for a week the school had it andi had a 2 day suspenion!! isnt that just f**kin retarted!!!) when you enter the school remove all clothing that does not have the schools logo on it/ part of the uniform ( coats, hats,gloves) you must not wear any shirts that have any drug/alchol/violence realeted on dress down days You must pay $2 to be able to wear you own clothes on dress down days ( dress down days are when you dont have to wear the uniform)

Well here are the most stupidest rules in our school. 1. Act mature at all times 2. No bright hair dyes 3. No kissing in the hallways ( i got told off for that ! ) 4.Act like your properly grown up ( like i mean why bother to act when your not grown up ) 5. No dribling balls in the hallways 6. No running in class ( what if theres a fire?) 7. Respect your self Those are the worst rules in the whole school!!! i hate them!!! x

Students should not masturbate openly during class. That sucks.