What are your favorite quotes ?

"You know you're the sh!t once people you don't know hate you" Paris hilton

My husband says "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on" and "hey I found the toilet, Cause this is where all the turds are hanging out" Mine is cuter "He gave her a dozen roses eleven real and 1 fake and said I will love you until the last one dies" "senior qoute"

Love me or hate me....Its still an obsession.

The only quote I can really relate to my life. "Sometimes, your closest friends can be your greatest enemy"

"Never let anyone say you failed. because you succeeded- at failing" "be thankful for sluts. they show us what condoms to buy, what thongs are good, and what guys to avoid" "always flush the toilet twice. what goes around comes around, in any way shape or form." "the things that piss you off only supply further reference to the phsycotic world we live in" "an old man in wal mart once told me 'theres a hole in your pants.' after a short panic attack, he told me the hole is where my leg came through. i wish all holes were like that."

No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent ---Eleanor Roosevelt.

Shut the F*ck up Donnie -The Big Lebowski

what comes around goes around

dont play games with a girl that can play them better. dont hate roses because they have thorns. love thorns because they have roses. life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. life may not be the party we hoped for, but lets dance while we're here!!! let me write that down in my "things i dont give a fck about notebook"