Funny Commercial/Parody ideas.

Have any funny ideas?? Please help me out!!?

• Hi! I'm getting married coming up on August 8th and my pastor is doing the ceremony. My pastor also happens to be my mom's cousin's husband and he is one firecracker! He's ALWAYS pulling pranks and jokes on everyone and he laughs all the time. He is just a great person to be around and very funny. Anyway, I've told him for a long time that I would get him back some time. So my fiance and I decided today that while he's conducting the ceremony, we're going to pull some jokes on him or kinda get him frazzled a bit. For example, my fiance said that when my pastor asks him if he takes me to be his wife he's going to say "On one condition..." and leave it at that, and just keep replying with things that will lead to more questions. LOL My pastor has a great sense of humor and I know he'll get a kick out of whatever we do. I'm looking for more ideas though. What are some funny things we could do? Also, we thought about having some gag rings there for when he tell us to put the rings on each other's fingers. For example, a lolipop ring, or a Dora the Explorer ring, or something along those lines. What are some funny things we could do or say to him that would be funny? We don't want our ceremony to be all formal and quiet. We want to add some fun and laughter to it. Also, being that it's associated with my church and my pastor, please keep it clean and respectful. Remember, I'm looking for FUNNY not CRUDE. :) Thanks!!

• Answer:

  In catholic weddings, when the couple kneels down, I've seen the groom have "help me" written on the bottom of his shoes. It always gets a giggle even though many people have seen it before. You could get a plastic ball and chain and attach it to your groom right after the pastor pronounces you husband and wife. The links below should help you.