Women who had water births, tell me about your experience?

Tell me men, does this astrological sex guide for men, fit your personality?

• Aries: Sleeping with him is like playing croquette with live bombs- you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. Taurus: He is the ideal lover-sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does he does beautifully. Gemini: He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses.Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned wit satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. Cancer: He has a need for constant encouragement, and if gotten, he will be a delightful swan. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed; likes being in command. Leo:Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. Virgo: Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you'd better be prepared for him to bring his pjs, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it, and having talked about it, he'll key in on the right responses. Don't expect imagination, but he's a hardworker, and is open to suggestions. Libra: Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definate kinky side. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Scorpio: A lustful, sexy animal. Inflicting pain turns him on. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. Sagittarius: Sex is always an intense experience with him. He is the master of erotic massage. He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman, and is extremely loyal. Capricorn: Sex invokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and schemer. Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Aquarius: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have to be revved up, but once he gets started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistance. Pisces: Takes the lead in lovemaking and is impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions. Prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. For the more indepth description, go to : www.geocities.com/justcinful/1/sexsigns.…

• Answer:

  I have sex anywhere BUT the bedroom LOL