What to do when you broke up with your man?

What is your sign and what are the nicest things you can say to a girl who just broke up with her man?

• Jen! Nicola! Booo, I was writing a long msg for your "breakup" question but you BA someone after I finished my msg @___@ BQ: Where is Sun? But here's my msg: "Aww, no more powerful talk, more an emo talk, sorry to hear that., be strong, you're stunningly hot and gorgeous so if you just breathe alittle and take a little break even though the huge lineup where all the men are standing impatiently waiting to capture the heart of this special lady but it's all going to be just fine I can heartfully guarantee you that., forget that someone u just broke up with today., he's not so powerful after all, how can a guy like him messes up his chances and loses your heart and soul like that., you definitely need to be stronger, I know you can, and let all the ones who care about you say one thing: you are a fine lady, your heart will be cherished and valued once again., that I can absolutely gary-the-rant-tea again and again because I am the royal representative of the baby cupid clan. I will give you all the time you need, and then shoot the love bow right at Chris so he can finally step in and be your ultimate Prince Charming., *wink*wink* but....BUT, don't make him wait too long he's a very fine classy man, if you don't give him a chance asap, then Doodoo will put her heart back on the line and chase after Chris like a mad dog on an innocent bunny. One last thing too, I got two words for your ex-man, HE'S PITIFUL YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! *FINGER*SNAP* OH YEAH i DID, DUN TELL ME I DIDN'T/! "

• Answer:

  LOL Thats so fricken cute!!!!!!!!! gary-the-rant-tea!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Your so funny! Thanks so much!!!!!!!!!! I keep coming back to this question just to read it! It's so nice! Love you! (Don't take that the wrong way lol) HAHAHAHA Your too much sunny no funny! Thanks Dan! Lol awwwww you guys are so niice! Thanks Beebee!! Oh and TY since i'm single i can say that i would like the shirtless picture back now! LOL Lol okay Chris if you read this! Go shirtless! Lol it rhymes!