Whats the last thing you laughed at? + put your signs?

funny u ask! about 5 minutes ago my cousins called and asked me and my mom to go to a party. we said "ok" and decided to get dressed up. but what happened was, our cousin forgot to hang up without noticing. so we were listening what was happening in the background (yeah, we're very nosy people) anyway, we hear my aunt say "why did you invite them?! are you stupid?! oh god." my cousin said "i didn't know, i already told them! they're going to meet us there and we wont say anything to them." my aunt - "well next time you call them, let me talk to them." my cousin - "LooK! do you want me to call them and just tell them that the party was canceled and something important came up? ill do it right now" my aunt - "no! forget it." i was hysterical laughing!! they are so 2 faced. me and my mom decided not to go and then tell them later we heard what they said... gemini sun scorpio moon leo rising edit... lmao @ oxo_07. it was a very fast one, okay?! and it was the size of my leg!

I work in the music library at my university, and I was in charge of closing last night with another worker and supervisor. We had checked through all of the book stacks, shut down all the machines, pushed in all the chairs, and made sure that nobody was around...I get kind of stressed, because sometimes people are too stupid to get out when I tell them too...so I was running around, and it seemed everything was in order. I was feeling satisfied that we had finished things up before the hour, and as soon as we shut off all the lights and went to the lock the door, some girl from behind one of the stacks shouts out "Wait!". Apparently she had been behind there and nobody even noticed, and she was wearing earphones and did not hear the closing announcement...I just couldn't stop laughing, it struck me funny, because I always joke about deliberately locking someone in the library. Libra

laughed at Vegetarian Gemini's dream being chased by a scorpion. How can a scorpion out ran a human? I know dreams are very funny sometimes... Really funny, ha ha ha... Also a Gemini....

A question someone posted the other night which resulted in a huge explosion of mini fights from various answerers. It wasn't funny at the time, but in retrospect, it cracks me up to think about what some outsiders must have thought when they read the answers.

I like to sleep with my head under my covers and my oldest cat likes to sleep under them next to me. So this morning I was messing with her by not letting her get under them. She was sniffing at the top of the sheets and trying to force her head in lol. Then she put her two front paws on top of where my head was and started whimpering and meowing. She's so damn cute :) I let her in then so she could go to sleep. It was cute AND funny, just like her. Yes I'm a bad mommy lol

Me and my aunt went to the store and we were singing this "new" Mariah Carey song and the words were "In my imagination I'd be all up on you" and she said, "In my imagination I'd be on top of you" and we laughed. She said, "I like my words better." :) Taurus sun, Virgo moon, Leo rising and Venus in Aries.

The World - Pisces

the "mysterious" brown stain on my sister's blouse... lol ^_^ capricorn

The last thing I laughed at was an e card I received from someone I love, and the words that they added, which were too much! The card itself was so funny. Nice to laugh that much! I am a Libra.