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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up! Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy? Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms! Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee. Well buzz off I'm busy! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker! hahaha!!!
Answer:

perfect i though they were cute! as for alan she does that to me too. i think she is a dits. lmao

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almost smiled... guess that kinda counts... I'll give ya a star

Armyvet

starred - liked them all :)

Traveller Through Time

yeah well done lol!!

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Princess_931

yes very good a smile for sure.

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anna

Lol... I like the runny nose one.

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doctor doctor pls. make me laugh. sure just dont read perfect stranger's joke. ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!

morzky

LOL

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