Im thinking about doing a stand up routine with yahoo answers incorporated in my joke. what you think?
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Im 18. and started getting into stand up as a hobby not as a career but its something prodictive im looking at doing in my free time. I was suppose to have a gig at a local place but i couldnt make the gig. So i figure i just keep writing stuff to see what i can get. I wanna do a routine with yahoo answers but i dont think many people could relate to it. People usually just google answers and not really get involved with it. SO heres along the lines of how this joke will be Id like all my gigs to start off like " I like being a comedian. Me being a comedian just happened.I started out just giving people advice by my own life experiences. Ane my life experiences just happen to be ****** up . Your gonna leave her with laughs and some great ******* advice. It transitions from a few jokes ive written about friendship. " Theres always times in your life where you feel like you have nobody to turn to. Thats when you turn to yahoo answers." basically im talking about stuff like yahoo answer's feels like a real friend some times. Like most of my friends through high school. every time i spelt a word wrong. yahoo answers would let me know. IN the corner its says the word OOPS! "it looks like you have 8 misspellings". WHich is a smart *** way of saying your a dumb ****. I almost mistook yahoo answer for a real friend.just like any old friend I wanted to punch yahoo answers in the nuts for being such a smart ***. i have lots of ideas about it but i cant let you guys know the whole routine but let me know how you think its going?
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Answer:
...Um, sorry but there's already a comedian who does a joke very similar to that about google. He notes how it brags about how fast it found answers in and, just like you say, corrects you when you're wrong.
Captain-Michael Kelly at Yahoo! Answers Visit the source
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