WHO WOULD LIKE TO BUY A Lady a drink...?
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A drunk dirty lady with hairy armpits walks into a bar, she raises her hand and asks "Who would like to buy this lady a drink? no one would answer, so she asks and ask until a very drunk man acrossed the room said "bartender give that pretty ballerina a drink" the bartender with a disgusted face gives her a drink, she downed it and raises her hand again "Who would like to buy this lady a drink? Again the same drunk man tells the bartender, "bartender give that pretty ballerina a drink" the bartender confused asked the drunk man "excuse me sir, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" and the drunk man answered " Any woman that can lift her leg that high, has to be a ballerina"
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Answer:
I gagged from the mental picture, so thank you for that. I then laughed til i pissed my khakis. This deserves a star.
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Hahahaha... I HAVE to send this joke on...
Jasonic
Laffin my @ss of,baby!!!!!! <thought it d-servd the full thing than just LMAO!!!!!!!!!1
alanna
lol
killa_thief
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
IceCap
HAHAHAHA awesome!
MizzGaya
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! LMAO!!!! here's a star
LOVEā„
omg that was funny!
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lolz
simply the funniset joke of the day! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… h a e h r a e i h s a a h s a t h a r! try to read the last few words consecutively.
Darren
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