"Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated??!!?
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A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?" There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!" The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?" One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." "Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer. Three, one day you're going to be very, very disappointed."
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Answer:
very good big laughs thanks for sharing
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Other answers
haha! i like that, it was cute and funny!
Caviar
LOLOLOLMAO
Dude
hahahaha... i love what timmy said to mary.
smurf
Thanks for the laugh
ROBIN HOOD
XD nice one
Smith
very good thanks
Liz
Speak for yourself.
Mico
lol! That was a good one!
Angelic.A
Poor girl knew it all at 12,must b reading playgirl
Daughtry's#1 fan =dave
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