Do you know why cork is used to seal wine bottles?

Why a Bottle of Wine is Better than a Man (Part 1 of 2)?

• This is part 1 of 2 read the next one also! This was what inspired part 2! o It takes at least three bottles to give you a headache o You get a headache afterwards - Not before o You can have more than one a night without feeling guilty o You can have one whilst eating o A bottle of wine waits for you while you get ready o A wine improves when chilled o A wine matures with age o A wine get more attractive as it gets older o You don't have to boost it's ego o When you finish a bottle of wine, you can have another straight away o Good wines aren't always completing o You can sample many wines, but always go back to your favorite o The cork isn't easy to get out, but it's always worth it in the end o If corked, you can send it back and get another o Wine doesn't run out of cotton shirts o Wine doesn't run out of clean underwear o Wine never falls asleep in front of the TV o You can always spit wine out if you don't like it o The fruitier the wine the better o Fruity full bodied wine don't mean over-sexed with a paunch o A bottle of wine keeps it's hand to itself o A wine doesn't mind if you don't drink it all the first time you try o Wine gets better if allowed to breathe All these may or may not be true depending on who, what, where and why. But don't expect the bottle to hold your door open, stick up for you and I know about corks but can a cork lick your vagina? http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

• Answer:

  Cute,but I'll stick with men!!!!