From dishes to wishes?
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A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. "You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen." The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash. "My" said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?" Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said
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Answer:
That just her luck, a dud weapon and firing blanks Starred
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Other answers
lmao sounds like my luck, having the cake but no fork to eat it pmsl...star for ya hun
Deedee
Golden oldie! Thanks for the laugh.
firefly
No pusssy tonight!
thegreatgaetano2
YER sick as EVER hahahah!. Oh! mickey I wish I was as BONKERS as u!! What,s it like YUM YUM! I,d like SOME!!!hahahaahah!
Haha
The Rain Witch
Too kool :)! Thanks for the laugh
Patience
Oldie but goodie!
Greybeard
Hahahhahahaaaaaa, that made my eye's water hun
smila
pmsl
free the weed
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