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Anybody know some good diyalisis jokes?

I have to start kidney dialyisis (spelling?) next week, three times a week. Does anybody know any good dialysis jokes? I'm trying to put a humorous outlook on things while I wait for a donated transplant!
Answer:

How many dialysis patients does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Ask the tech to do it since we can't get up. Why did the dialysis patient cross the road? To get to DaVita, RAI, (or whatever clinic you go to). How many people does it take to hold down a dialysis patient while they are getting stuck with large needles? None, we are not stupid about it! How many people does it take to hold down a non dialysis patient? We never have been able to figure that out. They keep running and screaming when they see the needles!

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