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What is your favorite Harley Davidon joke?

  • I have a few Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower. Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5% actually made it home. Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head. What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Kawasaki. Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? They're afraid to lean over that far. What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels. How do you now you're riding a Harley? While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa. Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want to drop their tools. How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile. Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes? At Sturgis What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120? Sturgis! How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating. Why don't Harley owners smile? Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling? What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirtbags. Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving. How do you know your Harley is handling great? You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons. How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself. Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope. What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster. Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? So they can go around corners faster! You know you're a Harley rider if... ....you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light. ....you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws." ...."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a your buddy to come in his pickup truck.

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    Bart and 3 other gay friends walk into a gay bar, to find that there is only 1 barstool left. One of the friends says, let's flip for it. Bart says, no... let's flip it over and we can all enjoy it.

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i guess it would be your questions on here,since you cant even spell davidson correctly.posmf

maddog

Q: Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road? A: You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself.... Q: Did you hear about the harley rider that broke his arm while playing golf? A: He fell off the ball washer! Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room? A. A full set of teeth. Q: A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins? A: We all do! Q: What's the happiest day in a Harley rider's life? A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard(tm) under their left arm. Q: What does HOG stand for? A: Heavyset Old Geezers Q: Why did they decide to call it the “Harley Owners Group?” A: Because the term “Special Ed” was already taken. Something I found on www.goingfaster.com

Mike99ca

hd stands for hundred dallors everything u buy from harleys 100 dallors...lol

Godskritik

This guy is my favorite Harley joke. Doing stunts in the middle of a crowd of people who didn't necessarily sign on to endangering their lives with his ineptitude. Typical ignorant dweeb on a Harley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNzI0wlK1E

ninebadthings

Finally Bart, you have managed to make me smile and laugh with a post of yours.

Bear season. Harley rider gets his gun, follows a path into the woods, sees a bear in a clearing, takes aim, fires and grazes the bear's shoulder. Bear chases him down, mauls him, sodomizes him and leaves him for dead. Harley rider crawls out of the woods, gets to a hospital and recuperates in a year. Gets out, bear season. Gets his gun, follows the same path into the woods, gets to the same clearing, sees the same bear, aims and fires and just grazes the bear's shoulder. Bear chases him down, mauls him, sodomizes him and leaves him for dead. Harley rider crawls out of the woods, gets to a hospital and recuperates in a year. Gets out of the hospital, bear season. Gets his gun, follows the same path into the same woods, sees the same bear in the same clearing, aims and fires, just grazing the bear's shoulder. Only this time, the bear strolls over and puts his arm over the Harley riders shoulder and says, "You're not really here to hunt, are you." Or have you heard that one before...?

irkt

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a biker on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The biker pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back. "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The biker pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda instead of a Harley, so you ride it!"

bikermog

Well actually that would be you - as you are a joke to the human race & you hate Harleys.I answered your a$$wipe question - now go shove your head back up your butt & pi$$ off!

Aussie H.D. Rider

The best Harley Joke i know is: Bart P trying to ride a Harley and actually thinking he could ride and handle it. Kinda like, Bart P trying to have sex. he could never handle it♥ just like a friend of mind just stated: POSMF

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