What are some funny birthday card ideas?

Ideas on designs for handcrafting a card for my mum's 50th birthday? and what to write in it?

• i need to make my mum a handcrafted card for her birthday, any ideas on the design? or something real nice i could right on it?

• Answer:

  you could make a border with the number 50 all around it. Or if your mum likes flowers then draw flowers on it, put a big balloon on the inside cover that is on the left side and put 50 in it. Maybe you could make the card really big too. Make the paper her favorite color. Basically do things she likes, and things you and her do together. Write memories around the big balloon on the inside. Put on the front " I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience", and for the inside on the right side put "did you know 50 is the new 40, Happy Birthday mum" then write under that "Love: (put names here). Hope I helped you out, and if you need to look for pictures look in google images for help too.