Rabbit problems, please help me?

I need help with my rabbit. can anyone please help me resolve these problems that may save him?

how do i bring my rabbit back to life? I Loved him so dearly and i wish there is someway. i didnt mean for it to happen, he just looked at me all sad and upset. so i could see what he wanted me to do. so i listened to what he asked and put him in the oven. 15 minutes later he was all crispy and fried so i began crying. Why did he want me to do this? but it was what he asked so thats why i did it. i thought he was asleep so i shook him. he was burning my hands. but he was not sleeping, he was dead. i am so sad about this loss i think i may shove his dead corpse up my ***. does anyone no a way to bring him back? please?
Answer:

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