How to get a job at banana republic?

What wud u do if u and ur pet taco had to hop the border to get a job but met the pnut buttr-jely time banana?

  • ok, so u and ur pet taco,Paco, have to hop the border of mexico,illegally of course,to get a job,illegally(duh) to pay ur landlord's rent.U have one month to get the money. But on the way there u meet the peanut-jelly time banana who sings about them(dur) and is obessed with them. What would u do?????

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    I would get my neighbors pet pizza, Parker, to give Paco a loan. Parker will have the money because he sells string cheese and raisins on the street corner, illegally of course and that is tax free so he really always has extra *dough*.

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eat my taco pet and roast the banana over a mexican fire with spices, yum

Nebulass

I believe you should get off the computer and get back to REALITY.

:) Lucy (:

Sing along! then immedialty pull out a switchblade, hold it up to his face and tell him "ok buddy, we can do this the easy way, or we could do this the hard way. Hand over (however much i need to pay my landlord) and i won't hurt you" "i understand you might not have any money on you so im gonna give you 1 day to get it. and dont even THINK about leaving the country, cuz i'll find you ....and so will Paco" "NOW GO TO IT!!"

Annie

I would use Paco as bait, and get the PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME PEENUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME monster near me, and then I'd forget what to do next, which would result in the release of urine and my ultimate death.

7.2 inch Snake.

.........probably dip us both in sweet relish and take a shower in melted velveeta and dunk us in crushed pistacio nuts.......anything else ????

ratzass101

eat the banana

jingles_delille

eat it and then your landlord wouldn't have to charge youfor pets and then just chillax in mexico and he'll neva find ya!!

skakid

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