How do I properly bread my corn dog?

Step One: Put them in the same container. Step Two: Put a little sexy outfit on the girl. Step Three: Dim the lights. Step Four: Light some candles. Step Five: Play some Barry White. Step Six: Sit back and watch the magic begin! Oh, and next time, try breading with a Lil' Smokie so you can have Mini Micro Thimble Corn Dog puppies!

Ah, this is tricky. You simply have to give them CUTE designer names, and sell them for $500 plus dollars!!! This gives encouragement to be breaded. EDIT: LMFAO Lucy, come into heat... that's a good one!

You're doin it all right, except ya gotta feed'em Ol Roy. They'll bread real good, then.

You need to add ketchup and mustard! (Make sure you mix the two together until the mixture is orange before you add them. That's an essential step.) They are corn-doggie aphrodisiacs! .

You actually shouldn't put them in the microwave, you just need to let them sit in a jar and watch them for a few days to see if they bread! If they do, you will take them out and let them sit for for 9 weeks in a dish. After that, you won't want them anymore because they are mixed with something that is most undesireable, and you'd probably want to give them away or throw them away due to them being unsuitable. It's probably cheaper to get them from a fast food place, cause for sure you'd KNOW what you are getting! LOL!!!!! GREAT QUESTION!! :oP

First off, I gave everyone a thumbs up to counter act the troll that seems to have landed on Ms Boxers corny dogs tonight. 1-take and put in a mason jar, it is thick and clear and will magnify the heat between the two baby wieners. 2-make sure you sprinkle with parmesan, so they can cheese it up.. 3-turn lights out, put on Lookin for Love from the movie Urban Cowboy, worked for them..ha ha 4-be sure to put a tad of mustard in the jar, they like to dip when dancin.... 5-and dont microwave, it tends to make them get too hot 6-Then wait the allotted time for your new little bread cheese dogs to come alive. good luck and hope the litter of cheese dogs are plentiful.. I sure did like Pilots answer, way to go.

you need to go to the store and buy some lil smokies,then let them see them,and maybe that will persuade them....

They need to be in a box but not Tupperware, rubber is a prophylactic. Take them out and introduce them to a similar breed such as a weiner dog. When stimulated the dog will pop out of it's casing and nature will take care of the rest.

Well, I think the female corn dog might think that having that stick might hurt, so, they are scared to bread.