What are your most embarrassing bathroom stories?

I was on holiday with my friend and this really fit guy was at the beach swimming and we were checking him out from us sunbathing, and he obvisously felt an…“urge” to use the restroom, but before he could even get halfway up the beach he completetly pooed his pants you could see it coz it was brown. he was wet mind you, from the ocean that is but it was still obvious. So he was running up the beach to toilet passing all these people. Then he had to run up this pier that was like 7 stories high, down like 3 blocks, and finally over 2 fences. It was awful, he had poop running down his legs, and I was wearing flip flops so it was worse. Just terrible.

when i was like 3, i had to poo really bad. my 6 year old sister pretended that she was going to the bathroom FOREVER just because she wanted to make me mad. so i went in the bathroom while she was in there (that was ok back then) and she told me to poop in the garbage can. I said no and i got all mad. She wouldn't leave so finally i did it and pooed in the trash. She got in huge trouble for that one ha ha. :)

Haha my family and I were driving to maryland and on the way we stopped at a gas station to go to the bathroom. I was 10 and my sister put one of my mom's pad's (for her period) on my back and I walked in the gas station with it! I was sooo mad after. That was like 5 years ago

when i s**t in the urinal

going into the boys toilet and not realising untill i was finished and came back out!! ha ha it was so funni every 1 was out side starin @me!!! ha ha xoxoxoxoxoxoox

one time i was in the shower and it got soapy and i fell lol it was sad

This winter at a ski resort I felt a slight urge to pee but decided to go down the hill for a last time before heading for the toilet. Unfortunately it proved to be a very bad decision since the lift got stuck for like 30 minutes and the cold weather made me soon having to pee really really bad. I made it to the top of the hill and successfully down the slope but by this time I had to pee so badly that I didn’t make it to the bathroom and totally peed myself. It was pretty embarrassing but my cousin who was with me couldn’t stop laughing. Needless to say that ended skiing for the day and I had to go back to the cabin soaked with pee which wasn’t very comfortable when it’s freezing cold outside. I am 20 years old BTW

I was home schooled growing up.... Never attended a school... Well my very first time to go to school was when i started College... I was walking to class with my boyfriend and a few of his friends... I walked right into the men room... I thought to me self... Why are there men is the women's room? I ran out screaming... and Almost didn't come out of the women's room once i found where is was...

Other than my boss walking in on me...nothing really, thank God!