Where can I find a no-catering Hall in New York?

I hold the record for most pizzas slices eaten in New York,New York anyone want to beat me?

• you should be feel great by meeting me...you in the presence of an legend..Im a man that is literally larger then life.I am the American Dream and you could only hope to live up to it..i have eaten 41 pizzas continuously at Lombardi's Pizzas(32 Spring St. New York,New York,my second home) and they have my victory picture hanging in the hall.(keep in mind that these are big new york slices not the wimpy ones you find at your local Pizza Hut or Dominoes) But now that you know all this you can commence giving me your earnest blessings and praise *THANK YOU*

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  I am sorry to burst your bubble dude, but that's peanuts compared to one of our buddies DOWN HERE (skinny as a bone too BTW). His record is 86 kilos (mind you, we are talking kg's here and NOT lbs's) of boneless steaks (fat and all) in one sitting; and just to wash it down he topped it all off with 9 apple pies + an entire bottle of Jack Daniel's guzzled down the hatch in less than 30 seconds. And yet you don't see him showing off here on Y!A. You maybe good, but there is ALWAYS someone better. I recommend you lose weight, stop eating yourself to death and find a hot babe on the merits of your genuine love for others and life instead of how much food you can put away in one sitting. No chick worth her salt is EVER gonna be impressed by a Fat Clown hellbent on clogging up his arteries to death - not even Ms. Piggy herself (just look who she's in love with - a skinny frog). Oh and our friend BTW is fighting a liver cancer as we speak - NOT MUCH FUN watching him die in agony let me tell you that. Good Luck and I hope, for your own sake at least, that YOUR STORY was nothing more than a shot at a good laugh! However, in case it was NOT: You get one chance at life don't waste it on eating 41 pizza's in a sitting. Instead, have the courage to change your life and impress others with your compassion and integrity.