Girls! What the worst chat up line that has been used on you, Guys name ur cheesiest chat up line?

I recon you will like these: Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “Is this seat empty?” Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” Man: “Your place or mine?” Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.” Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” Woman: “It’s in the phone book.” Man: “But I don’t know your name.” Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.” Man: “So what do you do for a living?” Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.” Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not Enter” Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized !” Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason” Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some girls!” Man: “I know how to please a woman.” Woman: “Then please leave me alone.” Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.” Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy: Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”. Man: “Your body is like a temple.” Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.” Man: “I’d go through anything for you.” Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.” Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?

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Your dads a thief cause he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Would you like to come back to mine for a pizza and a sh*ag, after I said no he said, why dont you like pizza?? You've got huge t*ts..

wen i first meet my bf he was sayin stuff like "hey wanna c sumthin swell im no fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock u make my software turn to hardware yea chessy stuff like that but it was so funny that i liked him and we've dated ever since

Your name must be Fergie, cause you're fergaliscious.

if you was a bogey i would pick you first . made me laugh sooo much lol

Lol all brilliant thanks guys ha ha ha lol

a young bloke on the bus i get each day told a woman that if sh++t had a photo of her on it he'd sh+++g it!! I couldnt help but smile, so much for romance

lets go smash behind the dumpster