Singles, what advice would you give to a married gal going back out into the meat market?

I have a great piece of advice for you: Don't trust me! I may seem so cute and harmless but I am a horrible horrible person. I'm not getting a divorce because I don't want to split up my comic collection or my action figures. She has to be kidding herself is she really thinks she is going to get my copy of Uncanny X-men #49.

Be sure to date a smart man. A smart man, if he is really smart, will not abuse you.

Avoid men with bitchin' 'staches at all costs. They tend to rearrange the way women think about the universe. (You sound like you don't want much rearranging in your universe.)

You should seek out the ones with wives, get evidence of their cheating, and then milk them for everything they're worth. Expensive meals, luxury trips, sexual favors whenever you want. That's how you live the good life, dear.

Keep your sense of humor about you, don't trust a guy who won't introduce you to his kids since his wife is usually still attached, act smart even if you're not, make sure that that plastic surgery/ those workout sessions paid off, on your first date make sure he can handle the fact that you like to eat. There's a lot more I could tell you, but you need to nab a guy first, and I'm still working on getting the last one drunk enough to do what I say. Ah! That's another rule, always keep drinks handy.

I know when I date someone I always make sure to go to different restaurants that my wife never goes to. I hope you don't run into one of these insensitive men who are just out to cheat. Not to be ackward here, but would you be interested in seeing Alvin and the Chipmunks this weekend with me?

Have you thought about getting a profile on a legitimate dating website? I mean seriously, if you can get passed meeting someone on the internet, for someone in your situation, it might be worth looking into. It takes the pressure off of trying to meet someone on your own and you get to learn a little about them before getting involved.

I like your spunk :) :P If the man reminds you of your husband, take a pass :( You can get that at home.

Whatever you do: go for the finest slice of beef out there.