What was the lamest pick-up line you've ever heard?

What's the cutest pickup line you ever heard?

  • So I send a pickup line tothks girl I know every night and I sent her one about week ago and she thought it was cute it was life with out you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. And now I'm trying to beat that because she said it's the cutest one she's ever heard

  • Answer:

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

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When I was in high school I walked past this guy's desk and teasingly stole his pencil... he said "Aww don't steal my pencil.. you already stole my heart". It made me smile.

3am

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Or there's the classic: pretend to look at the tag on her shirt and when she gets freaked out, just look at her and say "Just like I thought, Made in Heaven." hahaha so cheesy (:

Lisa

do you have a band-aid why? cuz i skinned my knees falling for you

pageant girl

did you fart cause you blow me away

Luis

are you a parking meter? 'cuz you've got FINE written all over you! I LUV THAT ONE!!!

volleyball_fanatic549

i'v lost my number..can i have yours? =P

stephanie<3

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

bob

I better call heaven, because an angel's gone missing!. lame, like all pick up lines but here ya go

joe

The only thing bigger than my dick is my bank account.

Boozy W

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