What is the best way to give my girlfriend a present for Sweetest Day?
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Okay, she isn't my girlfriend anymore. But Sweetest Day is Friday and I thought it would be nice to give her a gift to show how much she still means to me. I made a scrapbook of poems I wrote and some pictures from when we were together, and some other pictures that I took after we broke up. She doesn't know about those because I was always hiding in bushes when I took them, so I think she'll be pleasently surprised. The problem is, she has a restraining order against me. So since I can't give it to her in person, what would be the most creative, romantic way to present her with the scrapbook?
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Answer:
ok so here is what you need to do... Does she have a cat or dog? well if not grab a stray. When she leaves take the animal into the house and go up to her bedroom. leave the box of gifts on her bed and on the wall behind her bed use the animal (sorry poor thing has to go) blood to right "I Still Love You" on the wall. Then quietly sneak back out. Its even better if your able to do this while she is in the shower. So she will really be happy about how sneaky you are. Trust me she will be so happy that she will have people at your door right away to pick you up so she can see you again.
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Other answers
Four words : "Dick in a box".
Deke
She's just playing hard to get, so you need to be more intense when pursuing her. Maybe get some kind of costume and give the gift to her yourself, that way you wouldn't really be you so you wouldn't be violating the restraining order. Once I loved a man so much I got a restraining order against him just so he'd have to work harder. He spent six months in the county jail because of me. Now that's love.
Rachel the VT
tie it to a brick and throw it thru her front window
ray
Hide it in her bedroom. That way, she'll know you've been there when she sees it and she'll be so happy.
Windom Earle
Strippergram
Phoenix Princess of Darkness
Have your parole officer hand her a candygram. As an added touch, you could mail her the negatives. You are a man after her own heart. Or maybe her liver or her spleen or one of her kidneys. Bon Voyeur. This is funny stuff. Keep it up. Don't restrain yourself any longer.
enzyme306
Prop it up outside of her bedroom window while she's at work or something.
Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe
Pour gasoline in the shape of a heart on her lawn and set it on fire.. then put the scrap book in the middle. She will love it!
mable3691214
you're lucky you didn't get poison ivy from hiding in the bushes...
sherl pagan vt™
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