How do I break up with my GF?

How can I break up with my gf without hurting her or making her mad?

• Ok, if I just break up with her, she is either going to be hurt or really angry. So here are few ideas that will make her break up with me. Which one of them is the best? 1. I believe in aliens. I know they visit us. I have seen them. 2. I would like to have a threesome. What do you think? 3. Should we try swinging, it sounds like fun. 4. I want to do it with you in an open room while my friends are in the living room Any more ideas?

• Answer:

  Your method seems child like. I think honesty will work best. Sit down and discuss with her the your futures and the future of your relationship, say in 6 months, 1 year, 2 years etc. The idea is to lay out what she's expecting and what you are expecting. Now if those futures diverge, then mission accomplished since you can suggest that perhaps some time apart may be best for you to weigh your choices in life. Whatever you do, don't start dating someone else right away. Hold off for 6 months, that way she does not get hurt. That's the only way she will feel that you are being guided by kindness and not selfishness.