What was the lamest pick-up line you've ever heard?

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    Guy walks up and asks me for a piece of ice from my glass, throws it at the floor and says "Well, not that I broke the ice can I buy you your next drink". It made me laugh. I thought it was clever. .

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Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

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"Hi. How are you tonight" Guaranteed and works every time.

What are you doing tonight besides me?

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Your finer than 600 grit sandpaper, so you can rub my wood anytime. 100% success rate.

Anon

My friend said you would tell me to go away. I challenge you to prove her wrong! I don't know why, but this has worked.

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