How can we make the UK a better place?

• If I was prime minister here is what I would do - Scrap the Pound and aopt the Euro Make crictism of the EU a crime punishable by death Lower the voting age to 16 Lower the age of sexual consent to 12 (meaning at 12 you can have sex with ANYONE 12 or older) Legalize cannabis with a 16+ restriction Ban alcohol, tobacco and unhealthy foods and drinks Raise taxes, you will pay 99% of your taxes to the state Ban the production and consumption of meat etc and force a government sanctioned vegan diet Make abortion much more available and allow it up to 40 weeks and partial-birth (women's rights come first) Provide free contraception for everyone age 11 and over Provide mandatory detailed sex education to children over 4 Tear up the Magna Carta and burn it Ban guns Burn the flags of the UK (all of them) and adopt the EU flag Ban home school Ban private school Remove freedom of speech and make any kind of hate speech (racism, sexism, homophobia) illegal FORCE new parents to attend parenting classes, failing the class shall result in sterilization Abolish prisons for under 21's Abolish life imprisonment (it's cruel) Make corporal punishment (home and school) illegal Make streets safer by installing more CCTV and microphones everywhere Install everyone’s homes with CCTV and microphones to crack down on terrorists and child abusers Make it compulsory for all citizens over 16 to have ID cards Provide everyone with a chip implant from birth to stamp out ID theft and find missing children. Make the USA a neutral country in war time Give 16-year olds more freedom from their parents Make it so citizens have to recycle by law to help the environment Sterilize the poor Legalize gay, incest and bestiality marriages (not my business who sleeps with who) Legalize public nudity Legalize prostitution (16+ though) Legalize 16+ so they can work in adult films Ban religion from public places, make it illegal for churches to ring bells and ban all discussions of religion in public. Make it illegal for Jews to circumcise their sons and give them bar mitvas, ban Christians from getting their children baptized and make Christmas day and working day (it shouldn't be a national holiday in a SECULAR/ATHEIST! country) Ban the Bible, crucifixes, saint pendants, Mary statues, and other religious items, tear down churches and turn St Paul's into a monument to atheism and logic. I will make the UK a much better, tolerant, modern and happier place and if you say anything I don't agree with you will die!

• Answer:

  Ask all the Muslims and gays to leave.