How To Join The New World Order?

Wanna join my new religion?..."The New World Order Church"...Rule #1 of our membership would be...?

  • "No member of this Religious Organization shall be watched, followed, recorded by any Federal, State or Local Government because it would violate our beliefs that Our God is the only One that is allowed to watch, follow or record said member." Or, if you have better suggestions, ideas or recommendations, let me know. Think it would work?

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    Umm... I do believe that we already have a New World Order, and that would be infringing. Remember the WWF wrestlers, and the Panda People WWF? -lol The name would also be bad, as the Socialist ideas behind the NWO are exactly the oppisite. Nothing with the word 'order' in the name sounds anything like freedom. How about the 'Freedom of the People church?' Better yet, we might want to just steer away from creating a free religion. What worked in the 1800's for Joesph Smith got shot to hell by our government in the 1990's at David Koreshs' place. "Whacko, or not, Waco was just wrong!" So, umm...lol... is this a loaded question?

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LOL! Your new religion kind of sounds like the U.S. Constitution! Too bad so many people have converted to "Sheeplism." Can I get a witness! Hallelujah!! ////Parsian: Who says that those who make the laws are just? Who says that most laws are just? The only law that is infallible is the law of conscience. Your conscience is always right. Whether you listen to it or not is another story. The law is meaningless in comparison to conscience. Only conscience prevents us from doing evil. All the Laws and Government and Surveillance and Cops in the world can't stop you from doing something wrong, only your conscience can do that. That is why Big Brother Government is an absurd idea. No Government can replace your conscience. And by the way, in an Orwellian Society, who the hell watches the Government? Who makes sure that they have a conscience and that they are "lawful"? Wake up woman!

Giordano

Well actually, they are instructed now to put people who oppose the New World Order on terrorist watch lists. They are violating every rule that defines a free society. They gained acceptance for their socialist secret police through false flag operations like 9/11. Did you know that all the way back in WW2 they had airplanes controlled by remote loaded with bombs that hit precise targets on the ground? Good old History Channel has the show now. It is a 60 year old tecnology. I have been questioned by the secret police for talking about the FEMA camps among other things. I do not know from what agency specifically because the agent who questioned me refused to show any identification. He told me very sternly to leave communists and socialists alone and quit talking about them. I told him that Jesus knows all about him and their atheist plot. He was scared after this. It is true, Jesus knows all about these atheist power grabbing communists and they fear his name. Mention the name Jesus to these oppressors and they will become scared, infuriated or laugh and tell you all about how they have a mandate from Christ to rule over us as they see fit quoting Romans 13. Romans 13 Submission to the Authorities 1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. That's right, these sick power hungry fools found a bible passage they can actually agree with. How ironic that this passage was written by Paul, who came after Jesus and purportedly knew him through spirit. Paul who murdered so many Christians under "authority" that God had established I suppose from a simple examination of this passage. Paul was later killed by Roman authorities for leading a resistance. Were the ones who killed him under authority from God as well? This was a letter sent by Paul to Christians in Rome who were oppressed and being murdered. People read it off like Jesus said it himself. This was meant to console Christians who wanted to rebel against an unbeatable enemy but it also proved that Paul was very much fallable and of course this passage that opposes every thing that Christianity stands for should never have been included in the bible for evil despots to cling to. You just say you are a Christian and they will reply "well I can take all your possessions and throw you in prison indefinely because as Romans 13 points out I can do no wrong". Leave it to the most evil amongst us to find something that supports their evil inside something that is good.

virgil

Sounds like a better name for your new religion would be: "The Anti-Big Brother Church" Your idea is great but maybe unrealistic, especially now with globalization... everything anyone does is on record somewhere and being monitored by someone...

khativa

Yes!! Where do I sign up?

Mir

I always thought the Anti-Christ would be a WOMAN OMG. One will come and all will join this new world order religion. lol (a great idea will come to be known and anyone that does what is logical will go to hell). I always hated that bit of illogic. If my sarcasms were read as insult, its not meant to be. =) They have played our history like so many chess pieces, and will continue to play our future unless we end the game.

grovernors

"No member of this Religious Organization shall have their private property seized, including food, fuel, and clothing" i'm in - if you can persuade the other 95%

RHM

Cookie..your church needs a new name..its sounding too much like GHWB idea of a new world government...we need a world void of Bush's and Clinton's and their influences. How about The Church of Life.

Abe L

yes they do twist and minipulate Romans chapter 13. . prohphets in the Bible broke the law. they didt subbmit to authority.the problomb is that our goverment is not ran by angels. those who use romans chpter 13 are corrupt and evil and shouldn't be trusted. it'ts like putting a tool such as a hammer in the wrong hands. sonner or later someone is gonna seek to use it as a weapon.

deffendliberty

"They [the clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. "And they believe rightly; "for I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. "But this is all they have to fear from me: and enough, too, in their opinion." -Thomas Jefferson to Dr. Benjamin Rush, Sept. 23, 1800 Thanks, Thomas. I couldn't have said it better myself. ...

serenely, soMEone

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