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Is da nu york giants gonna get up dis year, coz my mate burt ees from Bronx and he won em too?

• I dunno dey a basket ball team, didnt wanna appear ignorant, and every morning burt would come bye and say, see his an ex boxer like moy and he says "do ya tink da nu york giants are gonna get up dis year?" And i kinda felt really sad and sorry because he didnt say have your prayed, or what about, he made me state, maybe we should pray ta get em over da loyn mate? We gonna pray for em? Now I never did sit down and pray for da nu york giants but he an ees parish been prayin mighty hard bye now dat was 2008 three years ago and we both wanna see prayers work, but like is god gonna think i is puttin im to the test or like is it a are we dere yet prayer and do you think when jesus comes back and hell freezes over exothermic type reaction he'll be playin for em gunning for em eh? So do we need a mighty major miracle coz my prayers kinda work and coz he aint written coz as a boxer is ands are a bit damaged, can we all ask God for a miracle for da nu york giants to git up coz burts a pretty cool guy in his beannie and trackies so shall I send im to your place, eight foot tall and built like a brick outhouse as we like to say in Aussie eh? So are we gonna see da nu york giants git up dis year or burt pray harder or do something practical? Hu or wot exactly are da nu york giants must be basket ball or maybe baseball or sometink eh?

• Answer:

  Maybe you should rephrase this question - in English? The NY Giants is an American football team.