What if I hit a jackpot that I get so awed, I puke all over the slot machine and a nearby cocktail waitress?

All that nasty smelly, sickening vomit all over the outfit of that sexy cocktail waitress, all over the front of the slot machine, and over the casino floor.
Answer:

lol!! worst things happen in Vegas everynight!! your story is not so yucky.... just imagine every night all the nightclubs are full of 21 year olds that cant control themselves and end up leaving a trail of puke from the club to the parking garage!! and they even puke on dancers and bouncers!! EVERYNIGHT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE!!

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Hummm, to avoid the mess I would recommend pretending you are blind and bringing you're seeing eye dog with you into the casino and allowing him to eat your vomit when you win big! Rock On!

Roaddogg

Evs comes in for the big clean up, while the cocktail waitress runs off to the uniform room. To grab a clean dress, yeah you wouldn't be the first to do so or the last.....

Porcelain Doll

Tip big and arrive PROUD the next morning> new shift and money talks!

BANANA

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