Whats a cleveland steamer?

No, it's sexual. Its when someone poops on the other person's chest. Gross huh? I dont know if it can be anywhere besides the chest, but it is gross so dont really care.

It's a large freight-carrying boat that plied the waters of the Great Lakes for many years in the early days of the twentieth century. Actually, that's a lie. It's a particularly revolting variety of sexual activity that I'm not going to explain to you other than to say that the famous video "two girls, one cup" has a somewhat similar central theme.

If I only had a dollar for every "inquisitive mind" who already asked this same question in this same section...

no. I believe you are talking about a fresh turd. Thats what it means here anywho.