How do i get a birth certificate from over seas?

Being more specific in your question could definitely yield better answers. From you question I can assume 2 different things. 1. You are overseas and need to obtain your birth certificate from your native country, or where you were born. 2. You are attempting to get a false birth certificate from an overseas location in order to claim citizenship of a country you are not a citizen of. As you can see, very different questions and very different answers. I won't even attempt to answer #2. As for #1, there are lots of "vital records" office on-line that can provide you with a copy of your birth certificate and have it mailed to someone in your home country that can then get it to you via FEDEX or some other secure courier. Good luck.

No matter where a baby is born, it should be given a birth certificate issued by the government or hospital of the country of birth. At the same time if you are a US citizen, you should register the birth with the US embassy or consulate and the baby will get a US consular birth certificate. http://travel.state.gov/law/family_issues/birth/birth_593.html

you apply for citizenship of the country that you are presumably moving to. then you go to have a citizenship test. they will ask you questions like - how long do you plane on living here? - what's the national anthem? - what reason are you coming to live here. must be work-related. because NO country wants moochers. - dwhat is you criminal history. have you committed any felonies, crimes, in you country.